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Gone – Hopefully Not for Long

For the past few years my father has made a claim about the best player on the Brown’s roster. No, it wasn’t whoever our backup QB was, or Joe Thomas, not even Josh Cribbs. Who is it? None other than Dave Zastudil.

Dave has been one of the the most consistent players on the team (along side Phil and Josh). To be fair, Dave, Phil, and Josh also got PLENTY of opportunities in games over the past few years. The reality is: we punt a lot, we kick a lot of field goals, and we return waaaaay to many kickoffs.

Midway through last season Zastudil hurt his planting foot’s knee and was put on the IR. He tried his best to come into camp healthy this year, but the knee was still an issue; the Browns were forced to put him on the IR for the season. He is in the final year of a 5 year contract, so it isn’t clear whether he will be back next year or not.

I don’t know what the hope for. On one hand I want our new punter, Reggie Hodges, to have a good year and do very well for us. However, him doing well would almost guarantee that Dave wouldn’t be back for the Browns in 2011. I guess the best possible situation for Dave and the Browns is that we simply don’t have to punt this year – ever. Honestly though, if we make it out of the first quarter of the first game without punting I will be surprised.

A New Browns Family Member

There was an excitement in the air yesterday that rivals the feelings of a child as their birthday approaches.  The child knows that are getting a gift of some sort, but that don’t know exactly what form it will come in…the possibilities are endless.  Yesterday, every Browns fan had this feeling.  Yesterday represented the biggest day for Cleveland football each year.  Others call it draft day, but here in Cleveland it is our Super Bowl.

Usually for the draft I will sit down and pretend to be studying or working on something with ESPN on in the background, but this year I did things differently.  My parents were able to get 3 tickets to the club seat draft day party at the stadium.  I have said before that I am not sure that I am cut out for the club seat area – I am more of a normal guy who doesn’t care much for luxury stuff, but I have to stay the club area is growing on me; the reality is it is nice to get special treatment.  Anyways, Emily, my dad, and me all drove down the stadium together to check things out.

We arrived and parked right in front of the stadium – I have to say it is an odd feeling only have to walk twenty feet to get to the stadium doors…I am used to walking from the East 13th lot.  We walked up to the club area and walked around a little. The had the stadium decked out with posters and hanging flags for all of the 32 teams.

The Browns also had some previous and current Browns players signing autographs.  Although I didn’t recognize their names, it was really interesting talking to the old timers.  They told me that they actually were still working.  I have a lot of respect for that – these guys played a game, didn’t get paid a whole bunch, and when it was all over, went back to their jobs.  You just don’t see that very much today – getting drafted by the NFL is like wining the lottery.  You immediately are given a lifetime worth of money without the need to prove yourself.

Next, we found that they had a photo area setup so you could pose in front of the press room pattern.  Emily and I took a picture as though I had just bin signed by the Browns.  Of course, I was holding up my Kosar jersey.  I will really enjoying sharing that picture with my friends for years to come.

We still had a fair amount of time before the drafted started so we decided to go on a locker room tour.  There were 90 people in our tour and our tour guy, Larry, was quite overwhelmed.  Somehow he managed to keep us together as we went through the depths of the stadium.  I learned something I never knew before – the Browns have 2 away locker rooms.  Why?  So that when non-NFL games are being played in the stadium the “home” team does not use the Browns locker room – that is something reserved only for the Cleveland Browns.  That, is just plain cool.  Also, we were allowed to get on the warning track of the field, but heaven forbid we touch a blade of grass (so Larry told us understanding our desire).  Being down on the field level was really a cool experience.

After the tour wrapped up we headed back up to the club area to get some food.  To our surprise the Browns MCs announced that Mike Holmgren would be stopping by to address us.  What?  Really?  There isn’t anything else you could be doing with this time? After the initial shock wore off it was clear to me that the Browns had a definite plan for the first day of the draft and there was nothing else that needed discussion.  There is no way Mike would be at the stadium if there was still a loose end in the plan.  When he did arrive he gave the typical address – mentioning how he wanted to improve the team by adding quality players, how important the fans were, etc. etc.  He ended by instructing us to shout out who we wanted the Browns to draft; naturally, I shouted BERNIE KOSAR…

After Mike left, we grabbed some food and sat down to watch the draft.  My heart pounded as the Rams were on the clock – were the Browns going to trade up and get Bradford or not?  After the Ram’s picked the top QB in the draft, I looked over to Emily and my dad and said, “I hope we don’t remember this moment 5 years from now.”  Honestly, I really hope we don’t.  I hope Sam doesn’t turn out to be yet another example of how unlucky Cleveland is.  As the sixth pick came up, the reality of us drafting Berry got closer and closer…then taken away in a moment as Kansas City drafted him instead.  There were boos coming from all corners of the room as he walked up to get his new jersey.  We all knew what was happening next – the Browns picked Joe Hadden from Florida.

As Joe was on the phone with the Browns right before the pick was announced the camera did a close up of his entire family.  They were all crying; some would say that they were tears of relief and simply letting their nerves out.  Honestly though, everyone at his table looked somber…I still don’t know exactly what to make of this.  I look forward to hearing from him and getting the story.

Much like someone marrying into a family, Joe is instantly a Brown.  Now comes the time that we really get to know each other.  Reading articles about a player or a fan base is one thing, but actually interacting with one another is a whole different story.  Joe has a lot to learn about being Brown, what it means to Cleveland, and how crazy we are.  Soon enough, we will also learn many things about Joe as well.  I just hope that this new family member gets along with everyone…

A Cut Above The Rest

As Spring approached I realized that two things were coming: Indians’ baseball and the eternal battle against the growing grass.  I hadn’t dealt with anything lawn related in about two years – not since I worked as a landscaper my senior year of college.  That work was all about weeding and planting flowers, bushes, etc.  In all honesty, I hadn’t touched a lawn mower since my senior year of high school.

For whatever reason I got it in my head that I wanted a push reel mower.  I am kind of a green person, but I wouldn’t consider myself an extremest or anything of that sort.  I just make sure to turn lights off, keep my furnace lower than average, things like that.  I mentioned this idea to my girlfriend, Emily and got nothing but positive feedback (she definitely is more of a green person than me).  My brother-in-law also supported my decision to go green.  That is where the support ended – when I brought this up to my Uncle Ange and my dad over Easter I got some funny looks and was highly encouraged to reconsider.  My father and I share a common outlook on things: we both have a tendency to be perfectionists.  Although, he actually values his free time and goes about things the most efficient way.  I, on the other hand, enjoy doing things my way – it just so happens that my way is typically the hardest possible way…go figure.  I will admit though, once it became apparent to my dad that I really wanted to try this, he did give me his full support (at least that is what he said as he laughed).

Being an engineer I wanted to make a spreadsheet to compare all the different models, analysing even the smallest differences between brands and models.  I quickly realized that there wasn’t all that much to compare.  With a push reel you don’t have to worry about how much horsepower it has, what type of gas it uses, special oil, etc.  You basically have to decide – how wide do you want it and do you want a grass catcher.  For any sane person the answer to those questions are: As wide as you can get and YES to a grass catcher.

After all of ten minutes of research I decided to go with the Craftsman 18′ Push Reel Mower; I wanted this one since my brother-in-law is the brand manager for Craftsman and I wanted to support the brand.  Unfortunately, after making a few calls it seems that the model does not have a grass catcher as mentioned on the website.  Also – the one universal grass catcher I found had several reviews mentioning that it didn’t work with the Craftsman.  Regretfully, I went back to my searching and settled upon the Scotts 2000-20 20-Inch Classic Push Reel Lawn Mower.  I stopped at Home Depot to pick it up on my way home.  One of the employees saw me carrying the box towards checkout (yes, I could carry it…fairly lightweight) and gave me an odd look.  I told him I wanted to give this a shot – he laughed and said good luck (He probably thought I would be returning it tomorrow).  I drove home and brought the box inside.

When you have something basic, it turns out it also is extremely easy to assemble.  There were just a few bolts that I had to put in to assemble the handle; I was ready to start mowing within 15 minutes of getting home.  This was a great change of pace from the more complex assemblies Emily and I took on over the past few months – a TV stand and a dining room table.  It was refreshing to have something light weight and easy to manage alone.

Once I finished the assembly it was 8:00, but still light enough.  I carried the mower outside and mowed my entire yard.  At first things were a little rough, but once I got the hang of how fast to push it and handling the uneven ground things really started to click.  I don’t have the biggest yard it the world so I managed to get everything done within half an hour or so.  I definitely worked up a sweat – push reel is no walk in the park, that is for sure.

I should mention that a push reel mower is not for the faint of heart (literally and figuratively).  In all honesty you have to be slightly insane to even consider such a thing – you have to be somewhat of a masochist and also really, really, really enjoy some physical labor (seriously).   I must say, once I finished, I got a sense of accomplishment that I never got with a motor mower.  Also, since this mower doesn’t make any noise, I can mow early in the morning or late at night without worrying about annoying my neighbors with noise pollution.  After one cutting session I have to say that I am really enjoying my push reel mower.

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